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Married life

Last night I had the worst nightmare -- I dreamed my wife divorced me, which would make me a 2nd time loser. I woke up at 3:00 AM and didn't get back to sleep.
When the Happy Wife came downstairs around 6:30, and I told her about my nightmare, she said

Honey. I'd never divorce you. I'd just kill you.
And SNAP! Just like that I felt better.
You see, I know she'd never kill me, and I believe she'd kill me before she divorced me. Therefore, all is well.

April 01, 2004 in Family |

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