from a Chicago Boy, these are good. My fav's:
Me spell chucker work grate. Need grandma chicken.
Winners compare their achievments to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others. * ARMONK, NY - Aug. 8,
-If Bill Gate's had a penny for every time Windows crashed.......Forget it. He does.
A good definition of a communist is someone who can't build a strip mall without committing crimes against humanity.
By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes.
"For a Westerner to trash Western culture is like criticizing our nitrogen/oxygen atmosphere on the grounds that it sometimes gets windy, and besides, Jupiter's is much prettier. You may not realize its advantages until you're trying to breathe liquid methane."
Yes, that's the thing about conspiracy theories: in a comforting sort of way, they give rise to the feeling that someone, somewhere, knows what's going on. --Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. --Wil Rogers
What we call the market is really a democratic process involving millions, and in some markets billions, of people making personal decisions that express their preferences. When you hear someone say that he doesn't trust the market, and wants to replace it with government edicts, he's really calling for a switch from a democratic process to a totalitarian one. Tyrants always condemn and seek to replace the market process with government coercion because tyrants do not trust that people behaving voluntarily will do what the tyrants think they should do. --Walter Williams
Everyone knows C3PO is way gayer than Jar Jar Binks.