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My next business venture

John informed me:

Sol Stern of the Manhattan Institute, a distinguished educational expert, notes that the budget for public schools in New York City is over $17 billion. That’s about $15,000 per pupil. Meanwhile, the Archdiocese of New York is closing 14 Catholic schools because it cannot support them on a tuition of $3,000 per year. Nobody disputes that the Catholic schools provide, by every measure of achievement, a much superior education.

Let's get out our spreadsheets and have some fun. 

Suppose there was a 100% voucher system and I wanted to start my own private scool, grades K - 8, 20 pupils per class, 2 classes per grade.   Let's go crazy with really high pay for teachers, nice office rent rate, reasonable administration, computers for everybody, expensive extracirricular activities, busing (a Wild Ass Guess, I admit), and $5.00 lunches (way, way, way more than they spend at my kids' school!).  Then let's throw on an extra 10% just to make sure we haven't left anything out.

Revenue:
Gross $ per pupil # pupils/class # classes Total Rev
                 15,000                 20           18 5,400,000
Expenses 
Teacher salary                  18    70,000 1,260,000
Teacher benefts                  18    10,000     180,000
Computers                383         250       95,750
Rent           18,000           20     360,000
Admin salary                   5    50,000     250,000
Admin benefits                   5    10,000       50,000
Admin rent             1,000           20       20,000
Student ext'r fees                360         874     314,730
Busing                360         779     280,584
Lunch           70,146            5     350,730
Internet & software                360         100       36,000
Supplies                  18      2,000       36,000
Misc - 10%       3,233,794            0     323,379
Total expenses  3,557,173
PROFIT FOR ME!  1,842,827

I'm rich! 

I cannot wait for the Republicans to take over and break the monopoly of the NEA.  No, wait....

Play with this yourself:

Download school_spreadsheet.xls

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put the mexicans into our system let them pay taxes like i have to. then they'll all go back to mexicowhen half their pay goes to gov. waste..

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  • American White Pelican
    Saw 30 in one flock on a weptember evening while fishing
  • Hummingbird
    Finally, my first hummingbirds. Saw them on a fire bush in Crystal Beach, FL. My rental's neighbor's yard is all xeriscaped, which is ugly to me but just fine with the little hummers. At first, I thought they were the biggest hornets I'd ever seen.
  • Flamingo!
    One of these dudes flew right over my house. I couldn't believe it. And please don't tell me it was a roseated spoonbill because it was a frickin' flamingo, dude! Huge and pink and right there above me. I was like so freaking out, you know?
  • Falcon!
    Don't see these guys too often. Wish we did. Bet the morning doves don't.
  • Black Skimmer
    These beauties are getting scarce, but one flew by yesterday at low tide on the hunt for minnows.
  • Dead sea turtle
    cool, but smelly
  • Reddish Egret
    These have been hanging out around the pool quite a bit lately. Must be a new group of adolesent birds -- the youngsters like to hunt where the water is clear, and it takes them a day to figure out there are not now and never will be fish in the swimming pool no matter how clear the water.
  • Sand Piper
  • Brown Pelican
    I saw a flock of about 200 of these at Disappearing Island yesterday, just south of Anclote Island on the west coast of FL. Good to see such a large flock.
  • Wood Pecker
    They've developed a sudden interest in the orange tree, which just went into bloom.
  • Kingfisher
    these little guys are my favorite
  • Osprey
    Got herself a nice big trout for breakfast.
  • Kerry04 Bird
    Wanna buy a used cougar?
  • Brown Pelican
    I saw a flight of 20 of these today! Haven't seen a flight that big in many, many years. The whole formation was just barely moving into the wind.
  • Blue Heron
    These little guys are funny. Their hunting strategy is to stagger around in the shallows like a drunk. The fish laugh so hard they can't swim away.
  • White Ibis
  • Great Blue Heron
    Dude is 5 feet away from me, giving me the evil eye. I am not a mullet!
  • Morning Dove
    Every year these dummies try to build a nest on top of my garage door opener motor. They have never had babies there, so it can't be offspring coming back. It's just that they really are that dumb. Cute, though.
  • Snowy Egret
    We've got jillions of these guys. They love hot dogs.
  • Crow
    They can't all be Golden Eagles and Wood Storks!
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