Forwarded to me without attribution, but it sounds a lot like the Grouchy Cripple in Atlanta:
At a French airport...
A group of American retired teachers recently
went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France."
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
So true....n'est-ce pas?
By the way, d***head, you better practice your Arabic. You're gonna need it when you surrender to the Moo-slimes. By the way, Do you speak German? No? You're welcome.
Now go take a bath, Froggy, you're smelling up my site.