From my friend Susie:
Subject: A Female Perspective
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
noose.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1-he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around
him. OR 3- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag
about the
screwing part.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
Woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day! And
send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!
Hear her, hear her.... Opps I meant to say Hear, Hear the court is now in session... We men are in court and many need to be.. She has many good points LOL say you got her # Well made... The Bone
Posted by: Bone | May 28, 2004 at 09:43 PM