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Good jokes from an old friend

Andy Rooney on Prisoners.
Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars a year to
house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty thousand bucks apiece
I'll take a few prisoners into my house. I live in Los
Angeles. I already have bars on the windows. I don't think
we should give free room and board to criminals. I think
they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill
and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run,
they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the
generator.

November 20, 2004 in Humor :-) |

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