Classroom follies

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:    Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:    Maria.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN:    K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:    Huh uh,  you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:     Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than  you are.

TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE:   I is...
TEACHER:  No, Millie.... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:   All right...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.    Now,Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:    Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:  Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.   Did you copy his?
CLYDE:    No, teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher.

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