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This one's for SAM

Dallas Airport: "Saudi Air 313. Permission granted to land Eastbound on runway 27L."

Saudi Airliner: "Thank you Dallas ATC....Cleared for Eastbound runway 27L. We will proceed - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas Airport: "Tower to Iran Air 666 -- You are cleared to land Westbound on runway 27L."

Iran Airliner: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land Westbound on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great !!"

(Pause: Static.............)

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 313 !?!?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!  WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!    INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now, and tell Allah "hey" for us........... ya hear?.

July 26, 2006 in Humor :-) |

Comments

shafeek

hi bro,
i just like to ask you, why islam is so hatred for you?
:) would mind share with me, what really hurt in ur mind and what really hate about islam? and muslims?

thank you ,

i am reading your other posts..too

Posted by: shafeek | March 23, 2011 at 11:10 AM

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