Smart bombs and bullets have their time and their place, but in the end it will be mockery and porn that will wipe the Islamists from the butt of humanity.

This guy should be writing for big-time comedy bucks, but as long as he's free, why should I complain?  Take five minutes and laugh at those British jihadi fools.

A small sample:

I know how it usually goes with these kinds of fraternity things; what with starting up a medical practice, honor killing obligations, and starting a family, it's easy to lose touch with the old school buddies. But this thing -- our thing -- was serious, you know? Thanks to email we were able to keep in touch and keep the plan going. As luck would have it, we all won Achmedinijad scholarships to do our residencies in England for the National Health Service. We got our families together most every weekend for backyard cookouts and self-flagellation and TV football matches. Afterwards me and the other guys would slip out to the garage for cigars, and to pack shrapnel.

So okay, the big weekend arrives, and the guys come over to my place bright and early, everybody's jazzed about rolling up some kufr carnage. All the propane tanks and propellant and nail cannisters are ready to go. I look at Ali and say, "okay mate, back up your car to the garage and I'll start loading it up." He gets this dumbstruck look on his face and says, "my car? I thought Hassan was going to do the martyrdom." And then Hassan does a massive spit-take with his tea, and he's like, "whoa dude, I rigged the cell phones, I didn't agree to blow up. I thought Mohammed was going to do the blowing up." Then Mohammed's like, "don't look at me, pal, I thought I was just providing the spiritual guidance. Plus my car's in the shop for transmission work." From there it just descended into this big shouting match. Holy frickin' prophet, two years of planning this prank and now everybody wants to pussy out on the actual martyrdom.

Long story short, we decided to draw straws. And guess who wins? Yep, yours truly, good old sucker Khalid, the same guy with a pile of charge card receipts for petrol and propane and hardware. The same guy who ended up having to host two thirds of the martyrdom planning parties at HIS house, because his good old college "pals" always have some convenient excuse about "kitchen remodeling" or "MI6 surveillance," and never lift a finger to help clean up the empty bottles or paper plates or the C5 mess. Well, you know what they say: no good deed goes unpunished. Then the other short straw get pulled by Bilal, and I'm like, oh, great. Now I'll be banging some celestial virgin with that wanker looking over my shoulder...

Read the whole thing.

Smart bombs and bullets have their time and their place, but in the end it will be mockery and porn that will wipe the Islamists from the butt of humanity.

Comments

[WhoamI]

And you said that I am the racist, the same who can say "wipe the Islamists from the butt of humanity", hmmmmm. Interesting.

Did u know the islamists follow the same god as you?

I will keep praying for you.

[pedro]

I didn't say you were a racist, I said I wondered if you were after your comments to the post that showed three black marines. Your comment said something to the effect of their machine gunning suburbs. Just wondering.

No, Islamists do not worship the same God as I.

Who are you?

[WhoamI]

Hi again!

When I fisrt saw the picture in the first post that I comented about I did not pay any attention to the color of their skin just to what the picture transmitted to me, it seemed to be completely opisite what the title said.

The God that follows the islamist is Allah, and Allah is the standard Arabic word for "God", as you can see is the same God that Christians Follows, like the Jews That follows Jehovah, Yahweh, I suggest you to read the links I post here, with information about all this.

The difference between Christians, Islamists, Jews are that they're teaching different doctrines, Bible for Christians, Qur'an for Islamists and Talmud for Jews, between other numerous differences. Besides in the Bible God is named in numerous forms, God, Lord, etc.

more info about Islam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam
more info about Allah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah
Names of God: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_God
99 Names of God in the Qur'an: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99_Names_of_God_in_the_Qur'an
Names of God in Judaism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_God_in_Judaism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Names_of_God

Finally, you ask me who I am, and I am just a web surfer that found your blog with the help of google images, guess what image redirects me?, don't bother about who I am, is that I just simply I felt confortable writing a comentary on your blog expresing my opinion, and my intention is not to bother you or anyone with my comentaries, its just that your answers seemed apropriate of someone who vioced their point of view.

Don't interprete me wrong, I don't want to upset you just to comment on the subjects you post and to me they are interesting, but if I have upset you in any way just tell me and i will quite.

[pedro]

Please come back and comment all you want. I enjoy it. I was thinking you might be my liberal friend Walt who likes to pull my chain anonymously from time to time. I love having discussions in the comments forum, and I wish my blog had a lot more of them.

Sorry to send you down a dead end path, but I'm not Christian, Jewish, or Muslim so, no, they don't worship the same God I do. I don't worship.

[Asics Tiger]

I agree with you ,your saying is very good!