... Pedro The Happy Carpenter, do soberly affirm to try my goshdarndest to NOT do any hurricane blogging this year. I mean, crap, there's one aimed right at my dock this minute and do you care? You do NOT, except for my Mom who reads this blog every day and it's a good thing she does 'cause without her it would probably become loaded down with all kinds of dirty jokes (only the good ones though). If you're interested in where the storms are headed, you can find out faster and better at plenty of other sites. Me, I'm taking a vacation from hurricane preparedness in the sweet security of knowing FEMA is there for me and has already printed my $2,000 VISA card and besides, any storm that's going to do more damage than my $15,000 deductible is going to blow right past any plywood or sandbags I put up - that's why I pay for it. Well, actually I'm forced to pay for it by law and by my mortgagor, but you know what I mean.
SCREW hurricanes, I hates them, I hates them I do. FILTHY hurricanes.
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Surprisingly good for web traffic, however. I don't know why, but they are. So maybe I'll reconsider my self-imposed ban.
OH! Almost forgot. I was thinking, "What do I have against Alberto?" Nothing, so why name destructive storms after perfectly nice people. This storm's perfect name is obvious: Abdul etc. Zarqawi. All the storms should be given Arab and Persian names until the WOT is over.